@ aaronbok lol I hear you it wouldn't be the first time me and my mates have turned heads in a cafe or the work canteen talking about killing and death in a blaze manner!
Doods Birmingham is not the middle of the country, also the word 'Brummies' is too close to the word Bummer for my liking lol. IMHO It has to be Manchester or Leeds and I would defo be up for meeting up - maybe we could do some airsoft down there lol!